The hilarious (but holy) way to reset before you rage quit.
You don’t need a spa day.
You need permission......to rest, reset, and stop explaining yourself every 5 minutes.
This 13-pack of printable permission slips is a bold, Spirit-led, and brutally honest resource for Kingdom parents who are tired of parenting on fumes.
 
Each slip comes with a:
- Real-life situation you’ve absolutely lived through
-Objection clause for the haters (or your in-laws)
- Backed-by-Bible scripture that proves God is on your side
 
Tired of:
Feeling guilty for resting?
Saying yes when your soul is screaming no?
Parenting like a martyr while the dishes pile up and your peace runs dry?
🧡 This bundle gives you permission to:
Rest without guilt
Say no without a 10-minute speech
Let your kids cry it out while you breathe
Protect your peace (even from “well-meaning” relatives)
Unplug, cry, and start over whenever the Holy Spirit says so
 
How it works:
Print them. Sign them. Post them up.
Read the scripture out loud.
Laugh, breathe, and parent with a little less guilt and a lot more grace.
Includes 13 ready-to-print slips + a blank one to write your own when the moment calls for it. You can keep them in your Bible, purse, mirror, or slap one on the fridge next to the reminder that you're not Jesus (and you don't need to be).
 
Real Talk:
These slips are funny, biblical, and strangely therapeutic. Perfect for Christian parents who are serious about raising Kingdom kids, but also serious about not losing their minds in the process.
Print. Sign. Reset. Repeat.
You are not failing. You just need a slip.
🛒 Download yours instantly and put the martyr cape in the laundry… next week.